buzzfeednews:

This was perhaps not the concert Republican fans were expecting

ladysieglindes:

Sebastian in Chapter 146 | That Butler, Fleeing

spacesocialist:

assassins creed odyssey making what is undoubtedly a ton of money off gay people buying the game to play as gay characters and then adding a dlc where your character ends up in a straight relationship and has a baby, unlocking the achievement “growing up” (lmao) no matter what choices you made is just *chefs kiss* video games

formorrow-sur:

sanetwin:

declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor

It’s what Eleanor Shellstrop would have wanted

figdays:

“Moon Phase” Mug // JasminBlancBoutique 

crumbsicle:

give me the pricklies.

mydogisabutt:

atthepriceofoblivion:

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

i worked at build-a-bear in downtown disney and one time a guest came with a grinch and had me force 6 custom sounds into him which was just him breathing really hard and saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS” into each one
the thing is, he had me stuff them into the arms, which were stick-thin
so the seams were coming up and i was having to repair his now lumpy grinchy arms
this took like 45 minutes and all the while the kid was legit trying to remove my kneecaps, his mom was even telling me that she warned someone this would happen and they sent her straight to me ROFLMAO
after he was stuffed to the brim and i could hear the soul of the plush screaming at me for what would be the next eternity the kid dressed him up like batman
but his mom was like “NO HE HAS TO BE CHRISTMAS” so he put a santa hat on him and also a little plush gingerbread that smelled like actual gingerbread and it ended up looking like this

i clocked out an hour and a half late it was like 1 am

thot-character-of-the-day:

skeletonschoolgirl:

thot-character-of-the-day:

Today’s Thot Character of the Day is: Gluttony from Over-Sexed Eeveelutions: The Comic

Im sorry, WHO from WHAT?????

you ain’t ready to know

rich-homie-john:

how it feels when u comin off a high mid-afternoon

wongbal:

pressuredrightnow:

wongbal:

wongbal:

Tumblr’s “adult content” ban is the social media equivalent of Kylo Ren firing 500 giant laser cannons at a ghost of Luke Skywalker

Bonus:

porn bots:

can’t recall if I reblogged this version yet but this person’s addition just made it 1,000,000 times better

and homey, judging by the massive swarm of pornbots reblogging this post you are so right

chambergambit:

hashtagdion:

littlemonarch:

baker-p-i:

pseudo-seraphim:

somewhere-inthe-deepdetails:

nikadd:

a-them-fatale:

laughconfetti:

proto-homo:

xelamanrique318:

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

they cut it because of the ONE gay reference

Same energy

both of these sketches were written by julio torres - here’s his twitter

Omg 😂

I just want you all to know that my dramatic 6 year old ass would have loved all of this shit.

I’m the dramatique™ hand to face moment in the broken mirror.

“YOU HAVE EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS FOR YOU. AND THIS ONE THING IS FOR HIM.”

I don’t know Julio Torres nor his sexual orientation but no matter what it is he has lived The Queer Experience™ .

I love how the video literally says “cut for time” and people are like “why did they cut it???”

The children in these sketches give oscar-worthy performances. That little girl standing at the stairs, sending her dolls to boarding school, projects a level of sinister that every man who has ever played the Joker only dreams of.

redroseclub:

i love calling my self a Bitch but if a man calls me a bitch im gonna step on his throat an snap his neck

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

interstelleri:

queer-taako:

mangastream:

we’ve come full circle

Fun fact apparently there is serious debate in Japan as to whether the King of the Hill sub or dub is better.

this is something i never knew i was waiting my whole life to read

Originally posted by cnschedulearchive

Kuso Baka Bobby san

gayreinhardt:

thenatsdorf:

Accidentally tasting peppermint. (via ponzuthecat)

sabrinawinslow:

pacmantrinity:

identificat:

spar-kie:

wrexingdrew:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

alignment chart

she does not FUCK